Thursday, December 20, 2007

I Now Pronounce You Babydaddy and Babymomma

I was thinking today about wedding dresses for pregnant women. Hey, Alabama girls deserve to look pretty on their big day, too. Is there a secret industry of pregnant wedding dresses that we just don't hear about? Someone has to make them, right? I mean, it's not like they just let the normal ones out. Does one specialize in just pregnant wedding dresses, or are pregnant wedding dresses a subset of a wedding dress designer's catalogue? Are they custom made for each bride, or do they have a series of dress templates that they adjust for the brides? Should the child be allowed at the altar? Do they make fake teeth sets for the husband and bride's photo shoot? Are mullets taken into account for husbands? What about the #8 Earnhardt patch he wants to put across his back?

Someone has to think about this stuff for a living.

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